May 25, 2012
"Sweatpants are always pulled over un-deodorized flesh."

— Patton Oswalt - Finest Hour

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May 25, 2012

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Filed under: Truth 
May 25, 2012
The Little Things

I’m grateful I haven’t experienced any bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse lately.

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Filed under: Random Musings 
May 24, 2012
Why is Bea, age 3, singing

kellyoxford:

“I am the muffin man, running over fat kids with my van.”

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(Notes: 190)
  
May 24, 2012
Manners are Important

Is it rude to change the station when Rihanna’s ‘Don’t Stop the Music’ comes on?

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Filed under: Random Musings 
May 23, 2012
Clocking In

If I were a second hand I would probably slack on the way up from 6 to 12, and then freefall on the way down.

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Filed under: Random Musings 
May 22, 2012
Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.Via someecards

Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

Via someecards

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May 22, 2012

There’s no way Bugs Bunny’s poop was any color but orange.

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Filed under: Deep Thoughts 
April 10, 2012
Doorways

Unless the room is shaking, don’t stand here.  Move along.

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Filed under: Odds & Ends 
April 10, 2012
"I threw so many one-hoppers to [Mike] Napoli that I’m sure he’s all bruised up,” Yu said. “I’m concerned about his health."

— Yu Darvish after his first MLB start

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Filed under: Balls 
February 18, 2012

butthorn:

I don’t know about you guys, but Dave Grohl is pretty much a perfect human being

(Source: xnicolemarie)

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(Notes: 1,620)
  
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